Blog dedicated to all things Borgia family. From relevant and accurate history, to Showtime’s phenomenon series. Feel free to submit any image, capture, text, video, audio file, quote or gif you own & make sure to credit the owner.Tumblr (3.0; @fuckyestheborgias)http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmi1qkIttA1qbs57qo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Ohmy geez.</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/6373909118http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/6373909118Thu, 09 Jun 2011 22:59:50 -0430the borgiasfytb<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lky7xsEL7Y1qcm1pfo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://alwaysbeenwithyou.tumblr.com/post/5348258623">alwaysbeenwithyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em><strong>Cesare:</strong> “Your eyes…you no longer walk on air.”</em></p> </blockquote>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/5384622329http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/5384622329Wed, 11 May 2011 01:24:28 -0430the borgiascesare borgialucrezia borgia<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkxb92M59Q1qg9t1lo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>;)</p> <p>(via yaoisex)</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/5384397925http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/5384397925Wed, 11 May 2011 01:09:34 -0430niccolo machiavellithe borgias<p>I study medicine when I am not craving to get Francois Arnaud on my bed. I watched the seventh episode a few hours ago and I have so much to say about it, oh my God, where should I begin.</p> <ol><li>I am glad Ursula Bonadeo is out of Cesare&#8217;s reach. She is the most stupid character on that show and I hate her.</li> <li>Juan&#8217;s buttocks&#8230; I am not sure about that. I think it is what we would see if Casper had ass. Just, too pale for my own taste.</li> <li><strong>Where the hell are Vanozza and Micheletto</strong>? Did they die or something?</li> <li>You might say I am a mentally disturbed person, but <strong>Jeremy Irons has this strong sex appeal I can&#8217;t resist. </strong>And Lotte Verbeek too, so that couple is my favorite. I am in love with them both.</li> <li>Lucrezia&#8230; Paolo has made clear several times that he can&#8217;t read. Stop it, my sweet baby, it&#8217;s cruel.</li> <li>You fucking bastard king of fucking France I hope you rot in fucking hell, you sick bastard. That child had a mother, and you killed them both. You are a disgusting person, you know? <strong>You look like the Hunchback of Notre-Dame.</strong> </li> <li>Oh my god, is he the Hunchback of Notre-Dame?</li> <li>What about King Ferrante? <strong>HE DEAD!</strong></li> <li>By the way, stop the whining you motherfucker Della Rovere. You wanted war, deal with it bro.</li> <li>Savonarola is riding an eternal LSD trip. Stop it, priest, you&#8217;re freaking people out.</li> <li>Lucrezia, you are the most clever little girl ever and I love you.</li> <li>Catherine Sforza, <strong>that attitude is exactly the reason you have no dick inside you</strong>. Bag of scum.</li> <li>Niccolo Machiavelli, our relationship is on trouble. I don&#8217;t know if I truly have feelings for you or if I find you disgusting, or if your Prince is the one that I find disgusting. I just. I don&#8217;t know. We will work this out throughout the next episodes.</li> </ol><p>And as for the upcoming battles, I just need to say: <strong>BRING IT ON, FRENCHIE BITCHES! :)</strong></p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/5383912891http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/5383912891Wed, 11 May 2011 00:39:27 -0430the borgiasriding on a pale horse<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkhw4dbexD1qchhqro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://floryp.tumblr.com/post/5088083158">floryp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I just convinced my best friend of watching The Borgias, after showing her this picture.</p> <p>;)</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my Lordie.</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/5105305397http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/5105305397Sun, 01 May 2011 13:03:09 -0430cesare borgiafytbthe borgias<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljgxsuZUCs1qgytgyo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Want, want, want. Everybody wants. What do you want cardinal? *annoying giggling* He can’t hear ya. Fathaaaa! Do you remembah Cardinal Rodrigo Borgia? Why are you reading this in my voice?</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/5016859631http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/5016859631Thu, 28 Apr 2011 13:57:41 -0430the borgiasfytb<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk9kqp9qo21qdbf6eo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Season 01 x Ep. 05.</p> <p>Hilarious scene!</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/5016819541http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/5016819541Thu, 28 Apr 2011 13:55:41 -0430the borgiasfytbrodrigo borgiajuan borgia<a href="http://www.cuevana.tv/series/10755/the-borgias/the-borgias-in-love/">Episode 5 ready to be downloaded</a>: <p>High quality and Spa-Eng subtitles :)</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4958850448http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4958850448Tue, 26 Apr 2011 12:04:30 -0430the borgiasfytbshowtime<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk3fl0rqF21qjq1d1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Oh my God, honey, I would definitely go to hell for what I’m thinking.</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4914394441http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4914394441Sun, 24 Apr 2011 21:23:31 -0430Francois ArnaudCesare Borgiathe borgiasfytb<p>But I, as a foreign person, will have to wait until Tuesday or Wednesday to watch it :(</p> <p>If you live in a no-Showtime country, or if you are not subscribed, you can watch and download previous episodes from <a href="http://www.cuevana.tv/series/3511/the-borgias/">THIS PAGE</a> and join my painful waiting for the 5th one to get uploaded. They have Spanish subtitles in case you need them, but I have to say they are not entirely accurate. But let&#8217;s focus on the bright side: you&#8217;ll learn some old european English with italian names on it :D</p> <p>*sigh*</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4914140855http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4914140855Sun, 24 Apr 2011 21:14:45 -0430the borgiasfytbshowtime<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk51vkbZoD1qig3hfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Cesare and Lucrezia Borgia.</p> <p>Showtime series “The Borgias” S.1 - ep.1</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4903096550http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4903096550Sun, 24 Apr 2011 14:47:15 -0430cesare borgialucrezia borgiathe borgiasfytbshowtime<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk0msfFsyz1qjpn7co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Lucrezia” by <a href="http://andrekosslick.deviantart.com/art/Lucrecia-Borgia-II-198347461?q=boost%3Apopular%20borgia&qo=726">~andrekosslick</a>.</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4869509876http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4869509876Sat, 23 Apr 2011 12:43:57 -0430lucrezia borgiathe borgiasborgiasfytb<p>Hello sweetie. I don’t have any live streaming webpage to watch it online, but I download the episodes from this page <a href="http://www.cuevana.tv/series/3511/the-borgias/"><a href="http://www.cuevana.tv/series/3511/the-borgias/">http://www.cuevana.tv/series/3511/the-borgias/</a></a></p> <p>They come out mostly two days later, but with both English and Spanish subtitles and an excellent quality :)</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4869440154http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4869440154Sat, 23 Apr 2011 12:41:00 -0430<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/X0rGpkDdvDA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>NEW! </strong>Casting Francois Arnaud as Cesare Borgia.</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4844544794http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4844544794Fri, 22 Apr 2011 15:53:00 -0430borgiascesare borgiafrancois arnaudfytbjeremy ironsthe borgiasshowtime<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk0lncjTaE1qjpn7co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Lucrezia Borgia by Bartolomeo Veneto.</strong></p> <p>The painting has been modified and turned into a wallpaper by <a href="http://rafkinswarning.deviantart.com/">~RafkinsWarnings</a>. You can download it <a href="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/252/f/b/lurcezia_borgia_by_rafkinswarning-d2ycati.jpg">here</a>.</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4811351035http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4811351035Thu, 21 Apr 2011 13:51:13 -0430lucrezia borgiathe borgiasfytbborgiasartrenaissancebartolomeo veneto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljrmywqG3i1qhf8s7o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast.tumblr.com/post/4802975921">fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://nioniel.tumblr.com/"><a href="http://nioniel.tumblr.com/">http://nioniel.tumblr.com/</a></a><br/></strong></p> </blockquote>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4810350237http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4810350237Thu, 21 Apr 2011 13:08:08 -0430the borgiasborgiasrodrigo borgiahistorymemefunny<p>Have you already sent your Borgias submissions? <a href="http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/submit">Click on THIS LINK</a> to do so! You will find the submission button on the side column of our page.</p> <p>By the way, is it Sunday 10:00pm yet? :( no? Okay.</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4810328711http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4810328711Thu, 21 Apr 2011 13:07:12 -0430the borgiasfytbborgias<p><a href="http://clemlin.tumblr.com/post/4715796696">clemlin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>*</strong>Obviously this scene is one of my favorites. I love Lucrezia’s character and her heart. Cesare feeling guilty and concerned. Them being complete opposites as shown in the scene. I am not even going to mention the whole <em>light/darkness</em> thing.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuduyJD3u1qaesfa.png"/></p> <p><strong>*</strong>My poor innocent baby learning how to kiss. So far so good. <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljue6bRxWL1qaesfa.png"/></p> <p><strong>*</strong>Then she learns the deal with her mother. Her once again broken heart. This episode was all bout Lucrezia hurtin. </p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljueonvvAy1qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljue0hThFs1qaesfa.png"/><strong>*</strong>Juan…I have no words for him. Looking for “vulgar enough” plays to book for her sister’s wedding. He can’t help it though, creepiness runs in the family.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljue52XoKC1qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuec3IE7k1qaesfa.png"/></p> <p><strong>*</strong> Cesare and his “death” quotations. Careful babe, your psycho’s showing.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuekiHT5q1qaesfa.png"/></p> <p><strong>Juan:</strong> You’ll totally bang our sister.</p> <p><strong>Cesare</strong>: …</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljueq00S4j1qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljueqzgY6Y1qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuesnHj8J1qaesfa.png"/></p> <p>Cesare admiring Lucrezia and hating his brother in law at the same time, as well as hating his job. and his gown. and his hat. <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuexaqTb21qaesfa.png"/></p> <p>You know Cesare is done with this shit when he is too fast and furious to capture.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljueytR0MV1qaesfa.png"/></p> <p>Finally rebelling Cesare brings his mom to his beloved and upset sister’s wedding. Both for her and his mother’s happiness. Also he is rebelling to Pope. <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuezgZ9mK1qaesfa.png"/></p> <p>“Bring it on bitch.”<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuf0enH1R1qaesfa.png"/></p> <p>He blinks at Lucrezia. With both eyes. Adorable badass is adorable.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuf4moLnL1qaesfa.png"/></p> <p><strong>*</strong>THE DANCE AND THE CUTE CONVERSATION AND ANGST MIXED AND CONCEALED WITH EVERYTHING AND UNDER THOSE GRACEFUL MOVES.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljufa19sur1qaesfa.png"/>DJKFNDSKGE<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuf73LDpR1qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljufbmrnW71qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljufd870zw1qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljufe4dpsn1qaesfa.png"/></p> <p>And then the angst shows itself and Cesare just stands there while Lucrezia goes to dance with her mother.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuff5OHDL1qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljufnu3kC21qaesfa.png"/></p> <p>Then the squidward faced creature appears and Cesare is all “OH HAI THERE FUGLY DISTRACTION”<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljufrwAvbu1qaesfa.png"/></p> <p>Meanwhile Luc. and mommy are being all lovey dovey.and after Cesare is done flirting with the creature…<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuft6Cedp1qaesfa.png"/>(Seriously, she looks like she is about to bite his neck any moment soon. All life is drained from her face! Look at her. FUGLY and CREEPY ERJBGJER)<br/>And of course Cesare gets to meet Mr. Fugly.<br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljufy7U71K1qaesfa.png"/>Who is also pretty fugly on the inside.His fugly wife asks for Cesare to liberate her. (What the?)<br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljug1lAfql1qaesfa.png"/><br/>He should liberate them both by killing them.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljug2qaVDI1qaesfa.png"/>Then Lucrezia falls asleep in her own wedding. :D And THIS HAPPENS:<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljug45BGYY1qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljug5hd3hh1qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljug6iLqtv1qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljug79gPgW1qaesfa.png"/>LOL at the Pope and his mistress and this scene actually looking like an epic Da Vinci painting.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljugauwaQt1qaesfa.png"/>…Look at them<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljugbs1hxR1qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljugcjljdn1qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljugdfjHHj1qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljugefQ1Hk1qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljugf9vZ7Y1qaesfa.png"/>And then he returns to the partybut he is not amused by the fugly brother in law.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljuggjIoX61qaesfa.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljugjkoiWk1qaesfa.png"/>Meanwhile Juan is being… well Juan. (which is simply kidnapping actresses to enjoy their performance off stage) </p> <p>The next day Lucrezia goes without saying goodbye to anyone. At least we dont see it. And she meets someone we instantly ship her with. (Anything and anyone is better than the fugly perv she married)<br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljugmerZz81qaesfa.png"/>But this boy <em>could</em> dim the pain and unhappiness of her new marriage.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljugq6KrzW1qaesfa.png"/><br/>Which we kind of already feel if not know.<br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljugrl8xhu1qaesfa.png"/><br/>She kinda does too.<br/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljugtc0HVs1qaesfa.png"/><br/>But she is still brave and hopeful.<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljugx33aey1qaesfa.png"/><br/>But is once again, hurt. I am not going to cap <em>that</em> scene. <br/>But if they kill him I’ll cap <em>that </em>one.<br/><br/>Cesare should liberate his sister if he is going to liberate someone.</p> </blockquote> <p>I just thought this was reblog material (and really funny). It is not even spoiler-ish. Kudos for <a href="http://clemlin.tumblr.com/">clemlin</a> and her awesome caps.</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4793625602http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4793625602Wed, 20 Apr 2011 21:20:21 -0430borgiasthe borgiaslucrezia borgiacesare borgiarodrigo borgiajuan borgiahistory<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljzavw6pvP1qjpn7co1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Genealogy of the Borgia (Borja). </strong>by Salustiano García del Puerto.</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4793056303http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4793056303Wed, 20 Apr 2011 21:01:06 -0430the borgiasborgiasborgiarodrigo borgiacesare borgialucrezia borgiaborgia familygenealogyhistory<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljzafahNOb1qjpn7co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em><strong>“Los Borgia”</strong></em> historic novel from Mario Puzo <a href="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=C1LF1G14">DOWNLOAD (Spanish only)</a>.*</p> <p>*note: you can only download the English version via torrent.</p>http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4792753952http://fuckyestheborgias.tumblr.com/post/4792753952Wed, 20 Apr 2011 20:51:09 -0430the borgiasborgiasrodrigo borgiacesare borgialucrezia borgiahistoryreinassancerenacimientobookslibrosnovelasnovel